1. I do not guarantee the future. As soon as I tell you what is going to happen you're going to go and mess it up.
2.This means I cannot tell you when, where, how, or what the love of your life will look like.
3.I do not communicate with anyone's dead relatives
4. I definitely do not communicate with anyone's dead pets.
So what do I do?
Think of me as your Tarot-pist. I'm going to tell you what you need to hear and it's probably not what you want to hear. You're gonna be sorted out, baptised, transformed, and set straight.
Crying is okay, quitting is not.
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